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The Joint of No Return
(Far Out Chronicles: Book 1)
Charlie Hong is on the run from both sides of the law.
He’s spent the last year in hiding, cultivating one last hare-brained scheme to escape his troubles: a clandestine marijuana operation. Just as he’s about to cash in, his cash crop is stolen by a bright light appearing in the night sky. After catching a ride with one of his plants, he finds himself thrown into a world far stranger than anything he could have possibly imagined.
Does the stoned stowaway have what it takes to free the Starseed, a massive living spaceship overflowing with bizarre lifeforms, from the clutches of a mysterious force field trapping it in Earth’s orbit?
Is he up for the challenge of fighting an evil Reptilian race bent on enslaving humanity?
More importantly, before he decides anything: does he have time to light one up?
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Invasion of the Doobie Snatchers
(Far Out Chronicles: Book 2)
In the past 24 hours, stoner Charlie Hong has been promoted from fugitive pot-grower to captain of the Starseed. Whether he likes it or not, the massive, living, interstellar spaceship–and its five hundred billion inhabitants–are now his responsibility.
As his suspicious crew gives him a tour of the ship, a quiet invasion unfolds. When the rest of his team is disabled by the buggy invaders, Charlie is left with a decision: to try to save the ship armed with only his stoned wit and a plump red hen, or to hightail it back to his old life on Earth.
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For the Thrill of the Blunt
(Far Out Chronicles: Book 3)
Being captain of a gigantic, living spaceship that runs on marijuana can result in an extreme case of the munchies. After a few days of living off vegetarian fare, Charlie Hong craves one of the few things the Starseed won’t provide: meat.
After striking a secret deal with a seductive and mysterious member of his crew, Charlie enlists an experienced hunting guide and sets out to hunt one of the galaxy’s most delicious prey–the elusive and rare chocolate moose. When their trip quickly turns sour, Charlie and his crew must find a way to survive in a world where everyone—especially stoners with no survival skills—becomes prey.
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The Silence of the Schwag
(Far Out Chronicles: Book 4)
Light years from his old life back on Earth, Charlie still managed to end up on the wrong side of the law.
When a member of his crew is arrested by the Galactic Federation, Charlie embarks on a dangerous mission to set things right. Stranded on a planet so delicate that sound is destructive, his stoned wit is put to the test.
Surviving robot mercenaries, deadly booby traps, and shapeshifting monsters will seem like a piece of cake compared to the real challenge: doing it all with nothing more than a sack of the schwaggiest schwag in the cosmos.
"Alien meets Half Baked meets Silence of the Lambs meets A Few Good Men meets Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure meets Godzilla"
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Murder on the Pineapple Express
(Far Out Chronicles: Book 5)
Not even the Starseed can be in two places at once.
Captain Charlie Hong and the crew of the Starseed are faced with an impossible choice: save a planet from its dying star or fulfill their promise of hosting a peace summit for a desperate system locked in a cyclical three-way war.
Rather than choose who lives and dies, Charlie uses his bond with the Starseed to spawn a smaller, pineapple-shaped starship—the Pineapple Express—and sets out to host the precarious peace process. His vision clouded by guilt, heartache, and bong hits, Charlie doesn’t notice the dark forces stowing away in the shadows, ready to sow insanity, discord, and murder.
Now Charlie must race against time to solve the murders and take back control of the Pineapple Express before it’s too late—all while confronting the darker aspects of his own stoned mind.
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